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Before exploring this website, please understand it is meant to be fun. A testament to the endless battle against my intrusive thoughts. I designed it this way so people can understand that fitness does not have to be so serious. You can get into great shape without “blood, sweat, and tears.” Well, maybe a little sweat. There are curse words and stupid jokes BUT make no mistake, I take my career seriously. I joke a lot… like, too much actually, but I’m very serious about helping you get to where you want to be.